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Whoa, okay, okay, that was some otherwordly experience. Or maybe I'm exaggerating. But whatever.
So I've got my ACT tomorrow and I need to get up at five in the morning to get to the test center, because a year or so back some idiots here in Korea decided they wanted the mons and leaked the test material. ACT got pissed off and shut down all our centers so now, whenever there's a test, it takes place in only one location that gets announced less than a week ago and has agents straight from the company keeping watch, test material delivered in plastic boxes bound and locked, etc, etc.
But I digress.
The story is that I was gonna take a bath early, so I go into the bathroom but come back out because I think I forgot something and Oh God.
There's this, stench, that cuts right through my nose, and at almost the same time I see the black, tar-like substance spashed on the floor. Like some kind of weird sauce, 'poop' or 'shit' doesn't even describe it, it was as if someone had carelessly spilled that stuff. And the dog's trotting this way. With that stuff on his paws.
And getting even more of it on the floor.
Poop usually comes in chunks, but no, this was pure tar. Liquid. Black otherwordly liquid with a stench I can't even begin to describe, again, the smell of shit doesn't even come close. It was almost chemical and inorganic, the moment I stepped outside the bathroom my thoughts went 'this is unbreathable'.
I've never smelled a corpse but they say it's one of the worst smells so I guessed this must be it.
Almost couldn't believe it came from a living thing; breathing through my mouth was the same as breathing through my nose- the stench came right in- so I soaked a handkerchief in deodorant, clamped it over my lower face, fixed it there with a flu mask and set to work.
It stung a bit, but I'd rather suffocate in deodorant than whatever that smell was.
Cleaning took forever. And it took a lot of deodorant.
After wiping most of it I washed my dog's paws and butt with water, then cleaned up some more.
Also had to open the window and maximun width and turn on the fan's strongest winds all the while to get rid of the smell.
All in all it cost me a shit ton of deodorant, cheap kitchen towels, water and wet tissue.
Plus, that was a once in a lifetome experience. That was the single worst thing I've ever smelled my entire life. It outruns everything by a bajillion miles. It's toxic, it's like a chemical weapon, it physically hurts you, if you smelled it long enough I'm sure you'll die.
That dog's got some issues.
He needs to go to the hospital.
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Ravenheart79's avatar
Has your dog been swimming in radioactive waste lately?