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Whoa, okay, okay, that was some otherwordly experience. Or maybe I'm exaggerating. But whatever.
So I've got my ACT tomorrow and I need to get up at five in the morning to get to the test center, because a year or so back some idiots here in Korea decided they wanted the mons and leaked the test material. ACT got pissed off and shut down all our centers so now, whenever there's a test, it takes place in only one location that gets announced less than a week ago and has agents straight from the company keeping watch, test material delivered in plastic boxes bound and locked, etc, etc.
But I digress.
The story is that I was gonna take a bath early, so I go into the bathroom but come back out because I think I forgot something and Oh God.
There's this, stench, that cuts right through my nose, and at almost the same time I see the black, tar-like substance spashed on the floor. Like some kind of weird sauce, 'poop' or 'shit' doesn't even describe it, it was as if someone had carelessly spilled that stuff. And the dog's trotting this way. With that stuff on his paws.
And getting even more of it on the floor.
Poop usually comes in chunks, but no, this was pure tar. Liquid. Black otherwordly liquid with a stench I can't even begin to describe, again, the smell of shit doesn't even come close. It was almost chemical and inorganic, the moment I stepped outside the bathroom my thoughts went 'this is unbreathable'.
I've never smelled a corpse but they say it's one of the worst smells so I guessed this must be it.
Almost couldn't believe it came from a living thing; breathing through my mouth was the same as breathing through my nose- the stench came right in- so I soaked a handkerchief in deodorant, clamped it over my lower face, fixed it there with a flu mask and set to work.
It stung a bit, but I'd rather suffocate in deodorant than whatever that smell was.
Cleaning took forever. And it took a lot of deodorant.
After wiping most of it I washed my dog's paws and butt with water, then cleaned up some more.
Also had to open the window and maximun width and turn on the fan's strongest winds all the while to get rid of the smell.
All in all it cost me a shit ton of deodorant, cheap kitchen towels, water and wet tissue.
Plus, that was a once in a lifetome experience. That was the single worst thing I've ever smelled my entire life. It outruns everything by a bajillion miles. It's toxic, it's like a chemical weapon, it physically hurts you, if you smelled it long enough I'm sure you'll die.
That dog's got some issues.
He needs to go to the hospital.
So I've got my ACT tomorrow and I need to get up at five in the morning to get to the test center, because a year or so back some idiots here in Korea decided they wanted the mons and leaked the test material. ACT got pissed off and shut down all our centers so now, whenever there's a test, it takes place in only one location that gets announced less than a week ago and has agents straight from the company keeping watch, test material delivered in plastic boxes bound and locked, etc, etc.
But I digress.
The story is that I was gonna take a bath early, so I go into the bathroom but come back out because I think I forgot something and Oh God.
There's this, stench, that cuts right through my nose, and at almost the same time I see the black, tar-like substance spashed on the floor. Like some kind of weird sauce, 'poop' or 'shit' doesn't even describe it, it was as if someone had carelessly spilled that stuff. And the dog's trotting this way. With that stuff on his paws.
And getting even more of it on the floor.
Poop usually comes in chunks, but no, this was pure tar. Liquid. Black otherwordly liquid with a stench I can't even begin to describe, again, the smell of shit doesn't even come close. It was almost chemical and inorganic, the moment I stepped outside the bathroom my thoughts went 'this is unbreathable'.
I've never smelled a corpse but they say it's one of the worst smells so I guessed this must be it.
Almost couldn't believe it came from a living thing; breathing through my mouth was the same as breathing through my nose- the stench came right in- so I soaked a handkerchief in deodorant, clamped it over my lower face, fixed it there with a flu mask and set to work.
It stung a bit, but I'd rather suffocate in deodorant than whatever that smell was.
Cleaning took forever. And it took a lot of deodorant.
After wiping most of it I washed my dog's paws and butt with water, then cleaned up some more.
Also had to open the window and maximun width and turn on the fan's strongest winds all the while to get rid of the smell.
All in all it cost me a shit ton of deodorant, cheap kitchen towels, water and wet tissue.
Plus, that was a once in a lifetome experience. That was the single worst thing I've ever smelled my entire life. It outruns everything by a bajillion miles. It's toxic, it's like a chemical weapon, it physically hurts you, if you smelled it long enough I'm sure you'll die.
That dog's got some issues.
He needs to go to the hospital.
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Quitting DeviantArt
UPDATE: I'm not entirely quitting. I will answer comments/notes and maybe post something once in a while. However most art will still be uploaded on Tumblr or Twitter! I don't want to delete my account, but I'll probably stop posting here and just leave it as a kind of archive. It's too much of a bother. Maybe the odd drawing every so often at most. Tagging things is tedious and submitting to groups, even more so. And don't even mention having to combine multiple related drawings into one image every single time. There are already twenty-something drawings that I just haven't bothered to upload. If you wanna continue seeing my art, come to Instagram (@ one_tiny_snake), Tumblr (@ cupcakeshakesnake) or Twitter (@ SnakeDraws). Tumblr is where I post most regularly, btw. Twitter is a bit irregular but you can see my ramblings and WIP doodles from time to time. Instagram is not as recommended since I use it very irregularly. If you have something to tell me, I'll still be active here to
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Would it be selfish to ask you to live The sunlight shone through the yellow leaves and for a moment they were as green as spring Why is there so much hurt in the world?
Update v.15
I moved into the dorms again after a month of living alone. It smells so familiar and I hate it. It's a different room from the last two semesters, but in the same building, and of the same structure. It smells so familiar, and it's as if my body is associating it with mental illness and reacting viscerally. It's such a vague neutral scent that I can't describe it, but to me, this might be what depression smells like. It smells so familiar that it feels like home, but with a bitterness. Edit: I don't know if it's related, but I've been feeling unwell ever since I moved in. Nauseous. Stomachache. Restless sleep.
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Has your dog been swimming in radioactive waste lately?